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Best actor

Umpiring in his fifth consecutive World Cup final, this award goes to West Indies' Steve Bucknor. His decision-making has slowed down so much that even in slow-motion it looks pretty fast. Notice that he is usually looking at the stumps below his zinc-ked nose while giving decisions reluctantly.


Best film... oops match

The only award for which there were few candidates, actually just two. The last Super 8 match when England beat West Indies by 1 wicket and 1 ball remaining. The unlucky one: South Africa beating Sri Lanka with 1 wicket in hand after Lasith Malinga had claimed four wickets in a row.


Critics award for best actor

Matthew Hayden of Australia. Until last year he was not even being considered for the World Cup. Until Saturday night he was the leading scorer of the World Cup.


Critics award for best film

Ireland, for beating Pakistan, and Bangladesh, for defeating India.

Best actor(s) in a sad role

Captains, Brian Lara and Inzamam-ul Haq. Both had sob-sob sendoffs. The first one decided to quit international cricket completely and the second stepped down as ODI captain.

Best actor in a supporting role

Tom Moody, Sri Lanka's coach: Did anyone hear anything from him, including wanting to coach India, during the last two months. Perfectly cast, always in the background, yet with an important role to play.

Best actor in a comic role

Andrew Flintoff of England for his outstanding performance of getting drunk, falling into the sea and then having to be rescued. He was suitably rewarded as England stripped him off as vice-captain.

Best actor in a villainous role

Greg Chappell. For taking a team of talented players and winning only one match, against lowly Bermuda.

Best dialogue

Two nominees, both Dutch captain Lucas Petrus van Troost. First, after the match against South Africa when Herschelle Gibbs hit six sixes in an over: "Before the match we told ourselves, we'll make history and we made it."

And the second, after losing to Australia and South Africa, and on the eve of their match against Scotland: "After two warm-up matches, we're ready for the big one."

Best debut

Shaun Tait. Fast, young, bowls wides and no-balls, troubles all batsmen.

Best make-up

Lasith Malinga. Fuzzy, tinted and bouncing hair, zinc on face, pouting lips and for hurling the ball out of somewhere over the umpire's left shoulder.

Best choreography

Ireland captain Trent Johnson's bizarre jig when he leaps on one foot, then the other while flapping his arm. The chicken dance, as it's being called now, is the in-thing at all fashionable dos in Mumbai and Bengaluru.

Best guest appearance

Marvan Atapattu of Sri Lanka. Like in 1996, this former captain has failed to play a single match.

Best story and director

Malcolm Speed of the ICC for giving a World Cup which had everything including a murder mystery.

Best screenplay

For the Bangladesh vs Ireland match which was actually supposed to be an India vs Pakistan tie.

Best editing

For the Sri Lankan (81-2, 10) bowlers for finishing a 100-over match in just 37.2 overs against Ireland (77, 27.4).

Best action

The 120 kg-weighing (a conservative figure) Bermuda's Russell Dwayne Mark Leverock gravity-defying successful effort to pluck an edge by Robin Uthappa at first slip.

Lifetime achievement award

It was a World Cup of veteran thespians and, hence, quite a few candidates. But this award goes to Dustin Hoffman.. err to Glenn McGrath who might be tempted to reconsider his retirement decision after this.

Best Art movie

Team India.



Source : http://cricket.indiatimes.com/And_the_Oscar_goes_to/articleshow/1974254.cms

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